Friday, September 12, 2008

Put on your purple sneakers and lace up



America needs to lay off the kool aid. Why, because some psychotic moose hunting douche bag has a potential shot at getting into the white house. This is so fundamentally fucked up and wrong it makes me want to move to Kazakhstan and have babies with a goat. Its a stark reminder that we live in a world where completely unqualified lunatic Christan girl scout leaders can become important and old men can drive for three miles with a person stuck in their windshield because they think they fell out of the sky. If this is all making you want to crawl in a hole and pee yourself for comfort, don't worry. I'm right there with you.

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