A few notables in the land of homodome.
- Brad Pitt donates money to help fight the haters in California. Thanks Brad, now can you do us another favor and stop bogarting Angelina. You can keep the kids.
- Anderson Cooper has a harem. Can you please come out already, your f'ing killing us? Everyone knows your a homo. Could you just take one for the team and let the public know that yes, gay men can do serious news.
- Some guy who is either a total pervert or has the best sense of humor ever is rewriting Brokeback Mountain. This time set in NYC, here's an excerpt.
"In my Brokeback slash fiction, Jack and Ennis move to Brooklyn, buy a pug that they like to dress in sweaters and take on the subway and to people's houses where it chases the cats and bites people but they don't realize how annoying this is it because it's their child-substitute. Jack gets a design degree at Parson's and starts his own decorating firm and Ennis works in media. Ennis becomes pedantic about wine. Jack takes vacations by himself. The end."
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