Tuesday, September 9, 2008

An absolute world.........


Flavorpill, the social planner for all those who live in metropolitan areas and are lazy started this blog for some reason that I can't quite discern. That aside......I likely. I think this way all the time, things that would happen in my absolute world. Things like:
  • People would always stand up on the subway to let pregnant women sit down instead of staring at them with glassy eyes.
  • Rich women wouldn't ask poor homeless men what they plan on spending the dollar they just asked them for on.
  • Sarah Palin would come out as a lesbian, begin dating Oprah and start a worldwide campaign to pray in the gay.
  • George Bush would be forced to spend the next five years living in the ninth ward in New Orleans working for minimum wage at McDonalds.
That's just the tip. In your absolute world.......

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