Flavorpill, the social planner for all those who live in metropolitan areas and are lazy started this blog for some reason that I can't quite discern. That aside......I likely. I think this way all the time, things that would happen in my absolute world. Things like:
- People would always stand up on the subway to let pregnant women sit down instead of staring at them with glassy eyes.
- Rich women wouldn't ask poor homeless men what they plan on spending the dollar they just asked them for on.
- Sarah Palin would come out as a lesbian, begin dating Oprah and start a worldwide campaign to pray in the gay.
- George Bush would be forced to spend the next five years living in the ninth ward in New Orleans working for minimum wage at McDonalds.
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