5 Things Everyone Should Know about Sarah Palin

I read this in people this morning, yes I read people and I didn't feel like it really captured all the things we need to know about SP so I added a few of my own.



This is a picture of SP with her potential presidential cabinet.

1. She loves Baby Jesus.
2. She doesn't believe in abortion and thinks that everyone should be popping out enough babies to populate the Alaskan wilderness regardless of whether we want to or not.
3. She is actually a pioneer woman that they brought back to life using science
4. She was created by a 21 year old conservative republican during a political wet dream
5. She is clear evidence that John McCain is senile