My thoughts on the debate.......

I decided to take a break from Wii'ing to take a gander at the train wreak we call the VP "debate". First I am wondering if Sarah Palin's practicing for the debate involved sticking something in her ass, after they moved her own head aside to make room. She's looking a little stiff. As I am sitting here trying to make sense of the poo that is streaming from her mouth, I find myself left with some questions.

• Who the fuck is Joe Six Pack and why is he touching my hockey mom?

• What is up with the soccer moms now, they should ask her a question about title nine. It seems like it might be the only question she is qualified to answer.

• Who is Joe's dentist? His teeth look great. I bet he could crack nuts with them. I hope he cracks hers.
  

• Why is she reciting her resume.....can she please answer the fucking questions. I miss Tim Russett.
  

• Watching this makes me what to have beer with Joe and kick Sarah in the uterus on the way out the door

• At least she just admitted she has no experience and hasn't put any substantial issues on the table. Good for her. Honesty about ignorance is always the best policy.

• Did she bedazzle her own flag pin?

• Why does she make energy production sound pornographic.......I hope Joe drills her.

• Can someone give her some pom poms? She is like some kind of conservative pill head cheerleader.

• Did she really just say there are safe, stable ways to use nuclear weapons? Ohhh Matt Damon, how right you are to not want to give her the codes.
  

I find myself losing interest....good thing for DVR. I think I must return to Wii. I wish I could text Joe and tell him that Sarah is playing snake in the grass. She is pretending to be nice Joe....SHE HAS TEETH IN HER VAGINA JOE. He needs to break her and then tell the country he did it for us, to save us. Please save us Joe.