Vote ya bastards

The last week of the presidential campaign pits a man whose thirty minute infomercial had me sobbing on my couch like a baby, against an old crazy white man with a comb over and his psychopathic running mate with a beehive. The good news for McCain is he got endorsed by Osama bin Laden, who incidentally is also writing a book. Because apparently laptops work in caves. The scary thing is despite all rational evidence which points to the fact that it would be a monumentally idiotic idea to put McCain in the white house. The geezer still has a chance. If you are wondering how motivated you should be to get your morbidly obese American ass of your Ikea couch and waddle down to the polls try plugging your demographics into the slate vote o meter. If you aren't in the American green, dangle a dunkin donut in front of yourself and come on down. America needs you.